today i sneezed a lot. now, i am a pretty frequent sneezer in general, probably on average i get about 3-5 good ones a day. this is probably due to the fact that i am allergic to taylor. anyways, today i think i sneezed closer to 30 times. and this is only a count as of 7:22 pm- there are many hours left in the day. what is the cause of this, you ask? the possibilities are endless. perhaps i am having a bad reaction to the amish wasabi peas that my parents brought me back from pittsburgh. alternatively, my sneezes might be correlated with the toxic aromas of east campus. whatever the reason, i am afraid that i am sneezing out my brains, which would be terribly inconvenient in the grand scheme of things. what if i lose short term memory and cannot remember useful information obtained through facebook stalking rampages (elliot stokes' interests include disposable cameras. i love disposable cameras. we should date.), or conversations i just had with important people, or even what i was just blogging about in my blogspot.
i am not even kidding i just sneezed again. 31.
32.
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